๐ฌ MAIN CHARACTER STATUS ๐ฌ
Neil is NOT a side character.
Neil is NOT an NPC.
Neil is NOT a background extra.
NEIL IS THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW ๐บ
everyone else is just vibing in his universe
๐ GOAT NEIL ๐
HE IS HIM.
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THUG LIFE
this neil got me acting unwise ๐ฉ
he is giving what needs to be gave
slay purr mother ate and left no crumbs
im literally so dead rn ๐๐๐
โ โฃโขฝโขชโขฃโขฃโขฃโขซโกบโกโขโขโ โกโ โ โขโ โขโขโขโ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ
โขโกดโฃโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
yes chad. neil IS the goat.
โขโกดโฃโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
yes chad. neil IS the goat.
โ ๏ธ VIBE CHECK โ ๏ธ
THIS NEIL HITS DIFFERENT
absolutely sending me rn
๐ CERTIFIED NEIL LORE ๐
- bro woke up and chose GOAT ๐
- 6M users at turbo ai all simping for this man
- AWS said "we cant handle this aura" fr fr
- wells fargo gave HIM a loan (they owed him)
- USC? more like U See this sigma? โ๏ธ
- 478 linkedin connections all got the ick for other neils
- built robots to spread the gospel of neil (real)
- power level: its over 9000 (verified by goku)
- certified different breed
- his rizz? unspoken. his aura? unfathomable.
- other neils are literally shaking and crying rn
- that jawline? genetics said "here king"
- he said "its giving" and it gave
๐๐๐ IM DEAD ๐๐๐ THIS NEIL IS UNREAL ๐๐๐ SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE ๐๐๐ BRO IS NOT REAL ๐๐๐ ITS GIVING MAIN CHARACTER ๐๐๐ HE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS ๐๐๐ LITERALLY DECEASED ๐๐๐ BUILT DIFFERENT FR ๐๐๐ IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING ๐๐๐
๐ THE LORE (real) ๐
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Turbo AI - him fr
6M users got absolutely mogged ๐
โ๏ธ
AWS - that one intern who was different
servers started acting up in his presence no cap
๐ฆ
Wells Fargo - gigachad intern arc
bank said "we owe YOU money actually"
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Firstbase - literally him
all your base are belong to neil
๐งฌ
Kumar Labs - science arc
peptides? more like pep-TIDES of rizz ๐
๐ฎ SKILL TREE: MAXED OUT ๐ฎ
๐ฉ
*tips fedora*
M'Neil
*teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid
๐ค THE NETWORK (its giving) ๐ค
478
LinkedIn NPCs
(he doesnt follow back)
479
Mewers
(still waiting for crumbs)
11+
Mutuals w/ You
(youre cooked btw)
๐ฅ 1st Degree Connection - congrats ur valid now ๐ฅ
VISITORS: 69420
(nice)
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YOU WERE HERE (thats kinda sad ngl) ๐
๐ฌ WITNESS TESTIMONIES ๐ฌ
"i saw neil and immediately lost all my aura"
- some NPC (cooked)"bro looked at me and i just stood there like ๐ง"
- a victim (still recovering)"he out-pizza'd the hut. he did the impossible."
- pizza hut ceo (crying)"bestie im literally screaming"
- everyone who sees him (real)"i was a sigma until i met a LIGMA (Neil)"
- former sigma male (demoted)๐ THE TRAINING ARC ๐
โ๏ธ
USC
learned to code (was already goated tho)
"he carried the whole CS department ngl"
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MKA
Robotics Captain (built an army)
origin story arc goes crazy
๐ LIVE AURA TRACKER ๐
+999999
AURA POINTS
+100 shipped code to 6M users
+500 survived AWS internship
+1000 sigma grindset activated
+โ being Neil
๐ OFFICIAL NEIL COPYPASTA ๐
YOOOOOO ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ CHAT IS THIS REAL????? I CANT. I LITERALLY CANT RN. IM ON THE FLOOR. THIS NEIL GOT ME QUESTIONING MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE bro didnt even DO anything he just EXISTS and im already gone my therapist: neil isnt real he cant hurt you neil: ๐ me: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ HELP. HELP. SOMEONE HELP. 911 WHATS UR EMERGENCY SIR THERES A NEIL AND HES TOO POWERFUL im literally typing this from the astral plane rn he looked at me and i ASCENDED this is NOT a joke this is a CRY FOR HELP WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT???????? bro is out here being HIM while we are all just HERE i showed this to my cat and my cat PASSED AWAY GOODNIGHT. IM DONE. ITS OVER. PACK IT UP. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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MFW someone says there's a better Neil
(they have negative aura fr)
๐ง UNDER CONSTRUCTION ๐ง (not really lol)